dear electric blanket,

you are my second best friend in arlington.

i can tell we're going to go through a lot together.

yours,

jade

dear memory foam,

thank the person who invented you for me, would you?

best,

mrs. kirk

dear stomach,

why do you hate me today?

get well soon.

with love,

your keeper

dear landlady,

you were kind enough to furnish the place

but did not find it necessary to clean it before we moved in? really?

your new tenant(s)